McCain had a problem, how to rile up the base

And win some swing voters, turn round this race

So he chose a woman with a fresh face

He said the lady is a champ

Told us that earmarks are something she hates

Yet as governor she begged for lots of bread for her state

Took 10 times more dough than the lower forty eight

Could it be this lady is a sham

She don’t like corruption, least that’s what they say

But watch her obstructing, old troopergate

She fired the people who got in her way

I think this lady is a sham

She vetoed alternative energy bills

She just wants to drill

Polar bears, who cares

Thinks global warming, is not caused by man

That’s why the lady is a sham

She said a pipeline is part of god’s plan

The Iraq invasion - his task for man

Her pastor says vote red or you will be damned

That’s why the lady is a sham

Says she’s a maverick, but reform done her way

Would ban stem cell research, overturn Roe v. Wade

At a time when our court, is just one vote away

That’s why the lady is a sham

Doesn’t like science, she’s a creationist

Wants to teach children, only abstinence

Though that didn’t work all that well for her kids

That’s why the lady is a sham

Though her resume’s thin, she got a college degree

Unconventionally, 5^th try, bulls eye

Thinks global warming is not caused by man

That’s why the lady is a sham